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I would appreciate your help. I'm seeing an inexperienced but very enthusiastic submissive. She has spoken at some length about her desires around humiliation, which are very focused on sex, being denied sex and/or orgasm or alternatively, being used and abused. I'm fine with all of that, but my problem is that, not having done much of this kind of play I tend to run out of ideas and dialogue. Repeating lines like, 'you dirty slut' gets old quickly. I need some i for stringing out a scene and keeping dialogue going without resorting to overly esoteric punishments or tasks...any suggestions?
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I recently bought Vintage Hairstyling by Lauren Rennells and played with it a bit this weekend.
 I put up my hair in wet pincurls that I slept on and after cobing it out I pinned it in and up, and the nape of my neck. It gave a reather good impression of short hair, especially as my hair reach halfway down my back and is quite thick. However, in my eyes it looked more Twenties rather than the Thirties updo that the book described. ( Read more... ) And Those Are Just for My Baby!
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